Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Temptations of the Flesh

A nice guy paid for my tickets into a local ball game, and, after I had written to reimburse him, he asked me if I wanted to go out. I wasn't particularly attracted to him, but he'd done me a favor and I figured a night out couldn't hurt. He made a point of telling me over the phone that he was Christian, which I was okay with. I didn't realize just how into his faith he was, however, until we got into his car (which was so old it had a button ignition!) and he popped a tape of ancient hymns on the stereo . . .

So, we went to the beach listening to Georgic chants. Once we were there, he began talking about how dedicated he was to his faith and about how he didn't want a girlfriend, as he was planning on joining a monastery as soon as his SON turned eighteen -- more things I didn't know about.

Finally I asked him, "If you don't want a girlfriend, why did you ask me out?"

He confessed he thought that having female friends would benefit him in his "quest" and that I would be perfect for helping him resist "the temptations of the flesh," as he put it. That was about it for me, I had him take me home. Now when a guy says he's Christian, I try to make sure what he's interested in before I go out with him. . .

--Name Withheld

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The first problem with this story is that you went out with him, even though you were not attracted to him. This my dear, is what is known as a tease. Serves you right.

Anonymous said...

Serves her what right ? they both sound daft, imo.