"A nerdy guy walks into a pub, and ..." This is not the beginning of a joke. It's my dating history. Last time it happened, I was on a blind date. He sat down with me at the bar, and the first thing I noticed was his standout toupee. Then, mid-boring-conversation, he let out a giant sneeze, and the piece fell right off his head onto the bar. With one stroke he plopped it back on his head, but I had to swivel my stool away just to keep composed. A group at the other end of the bar was already cracking up. Poor guy!
--submitted by Linda