Sunday, July 13, 2008

Use Floss!

I agreed to go out with the manager at my bank. He seemed very sweet and had given me all kinds of free breaks on my account. We went out to dinner, and everything was really great. Afterwards, we went back to my apartment and he asked if he could use my bathroom. Of course I said yes. When he came out, he said the words that will forever echo in my memory: "I hope you don't mind, but I used your toothbrush." Then he went on to explain that there was something stuck in the back of his gums. I was horrified! At first, I thought he was kidding, but, nope, he wasn't. I never went out with him again, but I still get free checking. I didn't know it would cost me a toothbrush though.

--submitted by kimberly71

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