Sunday, July 13, 2008

When a Little One Slips Out

When I was in high school, the quarterback of our football team asked me out on a date. We decided to go to a movie, so we went to McDonald's beforehand. We were sitting there eating on the same seat (how romantic) and we were telling each other jokes.

Well, he told me this one joke that had me laughing so hard that I farted. I was so embarrassed but tried to play it off by saying, ''Damn shoe.'' We continued to eat and I thought I was in the clear when all of a sudden he put his hands over his face and started laughing so hard he was crying. When I asked him what was so funny, he said, ''I keep thinking about how funny it was to feel the seat vibrate when you farted.''

-- submitted by paredneckgrl

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