My friend thought it would be fun to double-date, so she set me up with a buddy of her new boyfriend. The four of us made plans to go to a club. The night of our date, I was amazed -- this drop-dead gorgeous guy came to pick me up in a sports car! We went dancing and things were going great, except there was no chemistry between us. I played along anyway, and the four of us went out a few more times. But still no sparks. Finally, one night I blurted out, "What is the deal. We have no chemistry. Are you gay?" He looked straight at me and said, "As a matter of fact I am, and Paul (my friend's boyfriend) is my boyfriend. But don't tell."
--submitted by kikirn29