I met this guy through a matchmaking service, and after talking to him a few times, I thought, wow, what a great guy. When we met for dinner, it still seemed to be going well until I ordered red wine. He mentioned that he liked red wine, so I figured, awesome, something else in common. Well, come to find out he didn't enjoy it the same way I did. He liked it for its symbolism. Turns out that he thinks he was a vampire in a past life. He told me he had enamel fangs custom-made and that he liked the red wine because it reminded him of blood. Lets just say we never made it past the appetizer.
--submitted by karma9217